While Wonder Trade can be an amazing tool to connect with strangers, it can also easily be used as the digital equivalent of leaving an unwanted offspring on the doorstep of a police station in exchange for literally anything else.

For those of you who are unaware, I live in the Midwest, where we’re currently experiencing Hoth-like conditions. Sadly, I don’t have a Tauntaun to eviscerate and use as a lukewarm husk (ba-dum pshh). I’ll most likely be playing Pokemon all day, as even my day job has closed down for today, so if you want to add me to your 3DS friends list, my friend code is 4382-2334-9963!