Mega Rayquaza isn’t a bad Pokemon; quite the opposite, actually. He’s just too much the opposite. Here’s a list of things he can do, perhaps too well.

 

•  He can mega evolve without having to hold a mega stone, leaving him free to hold things like Leftovers, Life Orb, any berry he sees fit, and, as the song would suggest, the whole world in his hand.

•  Dragon Ascent can OHKO pretty much anything.

•  He can get those tough grease stains off of your pots and pans like nobody’s business.

•  Need your taxes done? Mega Rayquaza is the one to call.

 

There’s a laundry list of other things he can do, but I can’t list them all here.

Mega Rayquaza could do it, however.