Admit it, meeting Mayor McCheese would be rad and you know it. While I haven’t had a McD’s burger in about twelve years, I will go HAM* on some McNuggets.

Colossalcon was, financially, the best con of the year. I’ll definitely be returning, but I’ll be staying at the Kalahari next year, versus a cheap hotel riddled with mold and allergens.


*HAM = Hard As a Motherfucker.