Today’s comic is ripped from true life. I’ve heard tales of people who are pure sociopaths in the service industry as well as seen it with my own mostly-functioning eyes; folks that’ll go into a job with a nice attitude but then within a week reveal their true colors, and those colors are varying hues of chrome, because they’re secretly a cold, unfeeling terminator.

Unless you’re a fan of villains — true villains, people who steal the water pitcher just when you finished filling it up for your finnicky 10-top — you should heed Chad’s advice and not get too used to Eloise and her soon-to-be-revealed counterpart.