I don’t know much about Dora, as the show came on after I was well-versed in just about everything it teaches. I also am happy to report that I have no offspring, so if you see me watching the show, chances are good that psychotropic drugs were involved. Still, when babysitting or flipping through the channels, it still surprises me that Dora uses such outmoded methods for finding her way.

Bear Grylls might suggest not using a map at all to be a real explorer.