Tony and I are roommates, but if I had a dollar for every time people assumed that Anthony and I were a couple while out in public, I’d have at least three dollars. I have a feeling I’m doing him and I no favors with this comic, either.
It’s non-canonical, but if you want to ship it, neither of us will blame you. We’re both pretty awesome.
And they really did build a McDonnallz just down the street from us. The directions are painfully simple: Exit house, point body in general direction of said restaurant, follow sidewalk, you’re there in a mile. Zero turns required.